what i look for in a guy:
- nike elite socks
- nike sandals
- nike t-shirt that says swag don’t come cheap
- a snapback that only features the miami heat
- a general overuse of the word “bruh”
when none of ur internet friends are online
remember when people said smexy instead if sexy i literally cannot think of anything less sexy than the word smexy
our hunty, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy kiki
relax ya mind take ya time wit me
one time my mom accidentally put wine into my little sister’s sippy cup and it was only discovered because when my sister asked for another cup she added “this juice is spicy”
*looks at Princess* Mmmhmm!
*holds up sippy cup*
"More of the spicy juice, pretty pleeaase?"
*innocent face*don’t do this here
finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing