sodamnrelatable:

“did you get a hair cut?”

“no, i got them all cut.”

chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

aduhm:

I spent 8 dollars on coffee

suicoone:

if i was invited to parties i would probably be really fun

svvords:

FOLLOW HIM

yes please

niggaimdeadass:

i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family 

iamjonwanker:

shut up mom i’m thinking of a text post

dampsandwich:

WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY